true story.
Shit my parents say
-Starbuck
-Informations
-Potato couch
-Sous (instead of South)
-Bolice (instead of police)
-Spank clean
-rbr (instead of brb)
I will constantly be adding to this list but these are the most consistent.
"L’arabe pour les filles."
— My 4-year-old cousin, Mauricio.
“Trois ninety-nine” is now added to the list of my favorite things my teta (grandma) has said in the attempt of speaking English.
I love everything about this picture.
- Friend Justin: You look like a lady today.
- Me: I look like a lady everyday, bitch. *flips hair*
Some thoughts at the end of 5 hours of watching students do in-class essays:
1. Students who are worried are often very sweaty.
2. Even a room three times the size of a normal classroom can get hot and stinky.
3. Watching people take a test is much easier than taking the test myself.
4. One word of encouragement is the difference between an A and an F for a lot of people.
5. I’m much bigger than nearly everyone in the younger generation. I could eat all them godzilla style.
6. I have a pretty good job.
5. I’m much bigger than nearly everyone in the younger generation. I could eat all them godzilla style.
6. I have a pretty good job.
-Wise words of Professor John Brantingham
"Beer before liquor, never been sicker.
Toothpaste before orange juice, dead."
Toothpaste before orange juice, dead."
— A friend on Facebook
(Source: your-daily-dose, via thisistheverge)
Bes my boobs, are zey out?
"And she would wear floral capris like her hymen was still intact but she was such a slut."
—
-Girls
I fucking love this show.
